Shock, horror, and gasp as the EXPED LEADER revealed his true colours today. The EXPED LEADER (now known as the EVIL LEADER) demanded unlimited access to this webpage in order to plaster pics of his ugly mug across my lifetime's work. This evil plot started 3 days ago after he claimed to have MANFLU which turned into MANTHRAX thus leaving him unable to train - embarrassingly weak and entirely inappropriate for a LEADER, never mind an EVIL LEADER! However, this left him at home with nothing to do but lock himself into his mirrored emporium and gaze at his cheeky Northern chops. Of course 3 days of MANTHRAX combined with 72 hours staring in mirrors are more than enough to make a man delusional and hey presto, it duly did dear dudes. Unusually for an EVIL LEADER there were no threats of kidnapping my pussy or chopping MRS CAL into tiny bits - entirely inappropriate for an EVIL LEADER - but an e-mail containing the words "please" and "thank you". No EVIL LEADER I will not succumb to your evil demands, unless you have a "freaking layyyyysor"?
I only asked if I could gain access to add to this ever fantastic site you have already put together. I do however have a lawyer and he says "please if you dont mind thank you very much, let Exped leader please have access please and thank you if that is alright"
ReplyDeleteso what do you say to that oh tall person who thinks I am the best and he is right ha ha ha ha eveil laugh ha ha ha !!!!!!!