Hey ho blog buddies a week is like a lifetime in the world of bikes and mucho happened this past 7 days. Firstly IANYETTOBENAMED got a name and is now to be known as OOMPALOOMPAH because he is less of a lump than he used to be! (In joke sorry!). However he may have an exciting new name but he is still as boring as a busload of sleeping librarians. OOMPALOOMPAH has been hanging around with EVIL LEADER and together they are now known as the CHARISMA TWINS-NOT! Apart from another rubbish attempt to get the web password, it has been yet another non-evil week for EVIL LEADER who makes MARY POPPINS look right a very naughty schoolgirl. Take a note EVIL LEADER, the word EVIL should be a bit of a give away!
However this week's big news is that PRINCESS was almost single - or so I thought. PRINCESS told me she wanted to me to give the once over to BRIAN whom she intended to spend a lot of time with. Poor SIMONG, perhaps the big weekend in LUNDIN had gone wrong and I was to meet the next man in her life. Now, dear readers, perhaps you can help me out here because I am truly baffled. What is it about burds that they have to have to give names to inanimate objects? BRIAN, it transpired,is not some hunky lurve God but PRINCESSES new bike, and a very handsome bike he is too. But as handsome as he is, he is not a BRIAN, he is maybe a CEDRIC or a CECIL or more probably a CRISPIN or a QUENTIN. Anyway there may be more mileage in this tale cos PRINCESS is taking BRIAN to meet SIMONG- I hope it all doesn't end in tears.
TTFN.
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